WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money..
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share..
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
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Saturday, August 22, 2009
yo zz
long time didt post d ,
every day playing maple ,
mapling
mapling
mapling..
UPSR ~~!! 18DAYS!!
mati lor ==''
not even touch a book,
but the good thing is, 我的成绩进步了。
NO DO REVISION 成绩ALSO 会 进步 。
THAT MEANS LUCKY 。。 LOLZZ
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Labels: BORING 。。。。。。。。。
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
NEWAY KARAOKE ^^
Today, we went to Neway karaoke in Subang Jaya...wif me, my sisterz,my mum,mein teng, mein hui, my 阿姨, n her frenz- kiki n sasha...
One person pay RM16++
have lots of fun there...
we eat chicken chop, sandwich, pizza, tom yam mihun...
Also sing many songs...haha
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Sunday, April 12, 2009
SILLY THINGZ
TODAY,...bout 7.00:woke up,eat breakfast..炒米粉11.00:go piramid wif my sisterz n my mum
At the piramid...
we WALK WALK WALK ...go in to popular book shop,buy sumthing n a water bottle 4 XXX's bday...(shh..)
then go eat thing ,me n mum is arguing about wat should we eat...3 choices...sushi king,pizza hut,mc donald n my older sis sayZ .bar bq plaza..but all say no...omg
we argue n my sis juz stand there ,hear what we wan 2 eat...ok..yay...finally we go sushi king...
we ate about 14 plates of sushi...california temaki...a bowl of noodle n rice
den go 2 "Message" ---its a shop which sell clothez--- cuz my mum wan 2 buy clothes
There's 4 fitting roomzz,n we go to one of the fitting room 2 take photo...无聊...we're like waiting n ntg 2 do...so we take photo that reflected on the mirror(science)...haha...
At the piramid...
we WALK WALK WALK ...go in to popular book shop,buy sumthing n a water bottle 4 XXX's bday...(shh..)
then go eat thing ,me n mum is arguing about wat should we eat...3 choices...sushi king,pizza hut,mc donald n my older sis sayZ .bar bq plaza..but all say no...omg
we argue n my sis juz stand there ,hear what we wan 2 eat...ok..yay...finally we go sushi king...
we ate about 14 plates of sushi...california temaki...a bowl of noodle n rice
den go 2 "Message" ---its a shop which sell clothez--- cuz my mum wan 2 buy clothes
There's 4 fitting roomzz,n we go to one of the fitting room 2 take photo...无聊...we're like waiting n ntg 2 do...so we take photo that reflected on the mirror(science)...haha...
K, U WILL SAY WE R VERY SILLY ..
YEAH ITS TRUE
SO ,BUH BYE ^^
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